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What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?

I was a little surprised when my son suddenly announced one day after church, “I am thinking of being a Minister when I grow up.” “Why is that?” I asked. “Well, I figure I have to go to church on Sundays anyway, and I think it’ll be more fun to stand and yell then to just sit and listen.”

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Used Clothing Joke

Always trying to save money, I often buy clothing for my kids from the garage sales. Recently, I purchased a new shirt from JC Penny for my 6 year old and was wondering why she was reluctant to wear it the next day. After asking her she responded,
“Oh, the store has their own washing machine… that’s why we don’t have to wash it first?!”

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Twin Joke

I couldn’t help laughing when one of my identical granddaughters tried insulting the other one, “well your ugly!”

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