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Enjoy our collection of kids jokes , after all that’s what they are here for!

A Number Joke

Q: Why is number six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

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Too Corny

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

Long time no sea.

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The Corny Traffic Light Joke

Q.What did the traffic light say when it stayed on red?

A.”You would be red too if you had to change in front of everyone!”

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Who’s There?

knock knock

who’s there,

I don’t know get the door – Melvin

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Salad Humor

Why did the tomato blush…it saw the salad dressing.

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Movie Star Joke

Q.Why are movie stars so cool.

A.Because they have so many fans.

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“Screen”

Q. Two flies are on a porch which one is an actor.

A. The one on the screen.

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Smile Joke

Q. How do you get a mouse to smile?
A. Say cheese!!

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