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One Legged Dog Joke

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Wherever you left it.

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Bagel Joke

Q. What’s a bagel that can fly?
A. A plain bagel

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Dyslexic Joke

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Brick Joke

Q. What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A. A brick.

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Fridge Joke

Q. What’s white and can’t climb trees?
A. A fridge.

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Number Joke

Q. What did zero say to 8?
A. Nice belt!

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Ten Things I know about you

1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

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Egg Roll Joke

Q. How do you make an egg-roll?
A. You push it!

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Fly Joke

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?

A. A walk!

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Snowman Joke

Two snowmen are standing next to each other in a yard.
One says to the other, “Funny, I smell carrots too.”

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