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Enjoy our collection of kids jokes , after all that’s what they are here for!

Warning: Toilet Humor

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Hahahahaha

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No You Are!

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Cell Phone Joke

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yourself.
Yourself who?
Your cell phone’s ringing you better answer it.

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Thank You Joke

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

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Owl Joke

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep.

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Cow Joke

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows say.
Cows say who?
No silly, cows say moo!

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Crying Joke

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Please don’t cry. It’s only a joke.

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Injury Joke

Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He’s alright now!

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Mushroom Joke

Q: What room has no walls
A: A mushroom!

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Pessimist Joke

Pessimist: Oh, this can’t get any worse!
Optimist: Yes, it can!

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Kidnapping Joke

Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A. It’s ok, he woke up.

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