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Robin Joke

Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin’ robins.

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Ear Joke

So this guy is strolling around the mall with a pencil in each one of his ears. “Excuse me sir”, said an old lady, “you have pencils in your eyes.” “I can’t hear you”, said the guy, “I have pencils in my ears.”

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Nacho Cheese Joke

Q. What do u call cheese that’s not yours?
A. NACHO CHEESE!!!

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Corn Joke

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A. “Where’s pop corn?”

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Pointless Joke

Knock Knock
Who is there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. it’s a pointless joke.

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Horse Joke

Q. What did the guy say to the horse when he walked into the bar?

A. Why the long face??

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Ground Beef Joke

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. Ground beef.

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Egg Joke

Q. What did the egg say to the frying pan?
A. “You crack me up”

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Owl Joke

Guy 1:somebody said you sounded like an owl.

Guy 2:who?

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Dirty Joke

Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Never mind it’s too dirty.

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