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Corny Soccer Joke

Q.What lights up a soccer stadium?

A. A soccer match.

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Dictionary Joke

Q. When does Friday come before Thursday?
A. In the dictionary.

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Newspaper Joke

Q. What’s black ,white, and re(a)d all over?
A. The newspaper.

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Orange Juice Joke

Q. Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
A. It said concentrate.

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Banana Joke

Q. What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A. A Slipper.

 

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Smart Doctor

Patient-“Doctor, I seem to get heartburn whenever I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor-“Have you tried removing the candles first?”

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Moon Joke

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere.

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The Crying Strawberry

Q.Why was the little strawberry crying?

A.Because his parents were in a jam.

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The Atheist Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
God.
Who?
God.
Who?
God.
Must be the wind.

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The Funny Clown

Steve Snodgrass
Q. Why did the clown go to the doctor.
A. He was feeling a little funny.

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