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Adoption Joke

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.”
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.”
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

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Funny Anger Video

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Charlie Bit Me Cute Video

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Funny Video About Sneeky Lawyer

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Porshe Joke

Anxious to finally get the porch painted, I urged by husband to allow the man that knocked on our door looking for handiwork to do the job. The man happily agreed to paint it for $50. We were thrilled at our good luck of getting our wide porch painted for a measly $50. Minutes later there was a knock at the door. “All done” he said. “Already?” we both said at once. “Yeah, and by the way, it’s a lexus not a porsche”.

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Practice Isn’t Always A Good Sign Joke

I was very happy when an acquaintance of mine informed me that she was engaged. Trying to help, I told her that before my marriage, I went for premarital counseling and found it very helpful. “Oh, we don’t need counseling,” she quickly assured me, “we were both married several times before!”

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I’m Not Drunk Joke

Bumper Sticker – I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

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Legally Blonde Joke

Bumper Sticker – CAUTION! – Driver legally blonde!

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Garbage Truck Joke

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck.

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Public Education Joke

I SOUPORT PUBLIK EDEKASION.

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