Funny Insults - Page 2 of 2

Enjoy our collection of funny insults, after all that’s what they are here for!

Slow Person Insult

The closest she/he’ll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.

Rating: 3.3/5 (58 votes cast)

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It’s hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

Rating: 3.1/5 (53 votes cast)

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I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Rating: 4.2/5 (53 votes cast)

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Anybody who told you to be yourself, simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

Rating: 3.8/5 (58 votes cast)

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Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

Rating: 3.6/5 (48 votes cast)

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