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1. A husband is like a bar of soap if you know how to use them they will help you clean if not they will slip away…
2. A husband is like a bar of soap, smells great, until you take a bite into it! – Sandy Green
3. A husband is like a bar of soap, smells great, but you have to be careful he doesn’t slip through your fingers.
- Maria Smith
4. Because they both slip away when overworked….., a husband however will always return for supper. – A. Scor
5. Because they are both small. (Note: This only applies if your husband is small.) – C. Smith
6. If you step on him, he’ll slip away and you’ll fall. – Jack Levin
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