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There is a common misconception that corny jokes are just for kids, but the truth is that there are many adults who like them too………they are just too embarrassed to admit it! So for all kids, and in the closet adults, this is the place to be. Please delight in our collection of only funny groaners.

Newspaper Joke

Q. What’s black ,white, and re(a)d all over?
A. The newspaper.

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Banana Joke

Q. What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A. A Slipper.

 

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Smart Doctor

Patient-“Doctor, I seem to get heartburn whenever I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor-“Have you tried removing the candles first?”

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Moon Joke

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere.

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The Crying Strawberry

Q.Why was the little strawberry crying?

A.Because his parents were in a jam.

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The Funny Clown

Steve Snodgrass
Q. Why did the clown go to the doctor.
A. He was feeling a little funny.

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One Way To Gain Weight

Client- What should I do my cat ate a bag of unpopped popcorn.

Vet-  Keep him out of the sun!
Photo credit: Yukari*

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Farmer Joke

Q.What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.

A. Stop picking on me.

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Pirate Joke

Q. How did the pirate stop smoking.
A. He used the patch.

 

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Bear Joke

Q. Whats a bear called without teeth.
A.A gummy bear.

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