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Enjoy our collection of Funny Riddles, after all that’s what they are here for!

No Body Riddle

Q: What has a face and 2 hands but no body?

A: A clock

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Shorter Riddle

Q. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A. Short

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Funny Riddle Contest

Choke On A Joke is looking for the funniest riddles! Write your favorite funny riddle in the comment box below.

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Shadow Joke

Q. What’s bigger than you, but doesn’t weigh anything?
A. Your shadow.

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Twins Riddle

Q. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?

A. They are triplets!

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Worlds Best Riddles

1. Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child ‘s name?

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2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

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3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

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4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

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5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

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6. Billy was born on December 28th , yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

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7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

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8. What was the President ‘s Name in 1975?

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9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

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10. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?

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11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

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Best Riddle Of All Time!

So Joe was once again caught lying to his teacher, and his teacher Mr. Rogers had  enough. “Come here Joe” he said. “Here is your punishment, I want you to make a statement, if it’s true you get detention, if it’s false you get suspended.”

Q. What did the Joe say that caused him not to get punished at all?

A. I will be suspended.

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Pinocchio’s Nose Riddle (Think)

Q. What happen’s if Pinocchio says my nose is about to grow???

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A Thinking Joke (See If You Could Follow It )

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation:
“A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
We got married and I got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
Much later, the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father’s son.
But he was also the son of my wife’s daughter which made him my wife’s grandson.
That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father’s wife, I am my stepmother’s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!”

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Age Riddle

Q. What goes up but never goes down?
A. Your age.

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