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Blood Pressure Joke

A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy complexion. “I know” the patient said “It’s high blood pressure, it’s from my family. “Your mother’s side, or father’s side?” questioned the doctor. Neither, my wife’s. “What?” the doctor said “that can’t be, how can you get it from your wife’s family?” “Oh yeah,” the patient responded, “You should meet them sometime!”

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The Bachelors Excuse

A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.

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Marriage Truths

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds!

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Marriage Fight Joke

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, ‘You know, I was a fool when I married you.’ The Husband replied, ‘Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.’

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Jealous Wife Joke

Standing in front of a boutique I noticed an impatient looking young man approach an attractive woman “would you mind talking to me for a few minutes?” he asked her “why?” she countered suspiciously.”my wife has been in this shop for a long time” the man explained “But I  know she’ll come out if she see me talking to you”  -E.C.Forbes Jr.

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