It was during a heat wave in August one summer when I saw this sign on a telephone pole. “Garage sale this Sunday 7AM until 100 degrees.â€
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Which Game?
It was at a miniature golf course on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 3 kids. “Who’s winning?” I asked cheerfully. “I am” said one “no, I am” said another. “No,” the father said “their mother is!”
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Posted in Men Jokes, Weather Jokes
Be Careful What You Wish For
A man rubbed a bottle and a genie came out, “OK the genie said what’s your wish” The man said “I want all ladies to love me”, and he turned into a bar of chocolate.
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Posted in Genie Jokes
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Good Men Are Hard To Find!
A lady rubbed a bottle and a genie popped out. “You have one wish” said the genie. “Hey” countered the lady “I thought I get three wishes?” “Not from me” said the genie “I’m not that powerful.” “OK” responded the lady taking out a map, “I am making a wish for peace between this country……… .” “I’m really sorry” said the genie, “but I am not powerful enough for that.” “That’s fine” said the lady, “instead I would like to find a cool, caring man, who loves children, and cooking.” The genie sighed and said “alright….. let me see that map again.”
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What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?
I was a little surprised when my son suddenly announced one day after church, “I am thinking of being a Minister when I grow up.” “Why is that?” I asked. “Well, I figure I have to go to church on Sundays anyway, and I think it’ll be more fun to stand and yell then to just sit and listen.”
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No Smoking Joke
A Stewardess upon noticing that someone clearly has been smoking in the bathroom. “I’m sorry sir” she said “but you’re not allowed to smoke on the plane, if you want to smoke again please step out!”
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Posted in Airplane Jokes
Cannibal Cookbook
Cannibal Wife- Honey, why did you think I wanted a subscription to People Magazine?
Husband- Oh I’m sorry dear I thought it was a cookbook.
photo credit: Thoth, God of Knowledge
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Cannibal Soup?
Two cannibals were having supper. “Your wife makes great soups” said one to the other. “Yes” agreed the first, “but I am going to miss her terribly.”
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Posted in Cannibal Jokes
Used Clothing Joke
Always trying to save money, I often buy clothing for my kids from the garage sales. Recently, I purchased a new shirt from JC Penny for my 6 year old and was wondering why she was reluctant to wear it the next day. After asking her she responded,
“Oh, the store has their own washing machine… that’s why we don’t have to wash it first?!”
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