“It seems like every time I try counting the sheep I fall asleep!”

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Should I Get A High Chair Just In Case?

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Did you hear about the student that flunked medical school? His handwriting was legible.

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Used tombstone for sale! Ideal for person named murphey.

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“And this is Dr. Og, your anesthesiologist.”

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“Are you saying my kids a liar?”

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“If I’ve only got two weeks to live, I’ll take the last week in July and first week in August.”

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The good news is you’ll stay here. The bad news is your luggage has gone to hell.

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I wouldn’t raise my hopes too high if I were you.

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