Ice Cream Joke

A drunk man walks out of a bar and sees an ambulance speeding down the street with it’s sirens blaring. The drunk man dashes  after the ambulance at full speed, finally collapsing on the floor, two blocks later. The man then looks at the ambulance speeding away, and screams on the top of his lungs, “I don’t care, keep your  stupid ice cream.”

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