The Secret To A Happy Life Joke

A lady noticed an old happy man sitting on his porch. “Excuse me” she said “I just couldn’t help noticing how happy you look. Tell me, what is the secret to your long happy life.”
“Well, the man responded, “I eat fatty foods, never exercise. I also smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and drink about a case of whiskey a week”
“Wow” the women said “and how old are you?”
“Twenty eight”, he said!


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  1. Warren Golik Jr says:

    Y is that do true in America now a days… Yet the JOKE was lol

  2. Kimberlee Varian says:

    Blaahaa. I just told Arik the one tonight good laughs my bro!! Keep them coming!!!!

  3. Chris Wellington says:

    The old man jokes are rolling in….send them to my sister, wait except the realy funny ones I want to save those for my old-fart buddies :)